The scariness that is the Olson Twins

The tragedy against the Olson twins has been leaked: they were being served whole milk in their lattes instead of nonfat. *gasp*

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24730875/
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My favorite part is where their friend is quoted stating that would be "their worst nightmare." Really? As fark would say, "having solved all other issues in their lives..."